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2
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I'm being punished! I had sex so now...
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4
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Feels good, right? Now smell it.
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5
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Yeah, I'm fine. I'm great. It's big, fat happy sunshine day for me.
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7
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I'm attracted to pie. It doesn't mean I feel a need to date the pie.
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9
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Today mother nature has bowed to me.
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12
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I was going to wait until you called me, but my life isn't as short as yours.
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13
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I've been working for 11 years.
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14
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I'll watch you browse for six or seven hours.
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15
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There is no use for a lava lamp unless you're on drugs.
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1
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People are particularly stupid today.
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3
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You trust me?
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6
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Try a plum, they're better than sex.
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8
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We've got three stereos and no forks.
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10
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That makes me so mad. And so sad. I'm smad!
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11
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Flavorless pork. Hurrah for opposable thumbs.
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