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3
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Fra-gee-lay. It must be Italian.
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You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing.
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5
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Yes officer, it seems my husband's been abducted. The man was wearing a blue leisure suit. Plates were from Kansas.
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7
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Well, you look about the kind of angel I'd get. Sort of a fallen angel, aren't you? What happened to your wings?
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8
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And for you, Fievel, a new hat. And not just any new hat. A new hat that has been in the family for three generations.
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9
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I think someone messed with my advent calendar. This one has a ...candy corn in it.
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10
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The thing about trains... it doesn't matter where they're going. What matters is deciding to get on.
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12
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Ma'am, I'm eight years old. You think I would be here *alone*? I don't think so.
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13
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But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed him after midnight.
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14
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Charlie, stay away from those things. They're reindeer, you don't know where they've been. They all look like they've got key lime disease.
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1
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I get it. You're taking me back in time to show me my mother and father, and I'm supposed to get all goosey and blubbery. Well, forget it, pal, you got the wrong guy!
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Funny enough, I was just talking to my friend about that. Our speedometer has melted and as a result it's very hard to see with any degree of accuracy exactly how fast we were going.
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6
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If this is their idea of Christmas, I *gotta* be here for New Year's.
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Santa's here? I know him!
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